despazito:

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

fang11803:

Every time windows does a mandatory update:

mr-elementle:

captainsnoop:

i feel like counter-trolling is an essential skill that kids online aren’t learning and it’s kinda worrying

like back in my day, the day of online forums, learning how to trick someone in to getting themselves banned was an essential skill. if you could tell someone was a chud, you would ask them short, leading questions and watch them get frustrated and post longer and longer rants until they said something that would catch a mod’s attention and get them banned and/or at least publicly humiliated. 

and guess what? that’s the exact same tactics the alt-right use now. these people are exclusively acting in bad faith. every interaction these people post online is done with the intention of getting someone to respond to them so they can screenshot the massive paragraphs of text and laugh

so, what’s the solution?

dare ‘em to post dick pics.

don’t acknowledge the content of the stuff they post. if you see someone trying to engage you in bad faith just dare them to post pictures of their penis until they either get frustrated and leave or get frustrated and do it. either way they lose. 

this is the tactic used by the fans of a podcast (that i haven’t listened to) called the Chapo Trap House, and 4chan’s /pol/ users fucking HATE them. they hate Chapo Trap House and think they’re crazy because Chapo Trap House fans refuse to engage in meaningful debate and repeatedly demand dick pics. they get frustrated and leave. it works. 

Some of you never used your position as a mod on an a series of unfortunate events forum to get a racist troll to post evidence of their tax fraud and it shows

africanaquarian:

africanaquarian:

I’ll be glad when you socially inept goofs stop talking to complete strangers on their posts like you know them. I can’t count the amount of times people have introduced themselves or started a statement with something along the lines of “listen bitch” like lmaooo stop doing that over familiar shit you weirdos

weird ass fandom bitches especially love to do this

eva-la-revolution:

lethbian:

hi folks I’m scarfbeard manbun and this is my girlfriend septumpierce undercut and we’re queering heterosexuality by making a joint tinder account for threeways

This post is the spiritual successor to  

sexhaver:

avantgardejazz:

what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die

isn’t that all anyone ever does, really

drugsmusicdanceparty:

catnippackets:

animal crossing will always be the best most wholesome game to me. once I was up super late at night unable to sleep because I felt really sick and I was playing pocket camp while I tried to feel better and fall asleep and I went down to the beach and found Apollo by the water and he said “can’t sleep? you wanna sit and listen to the waves with me?” and I almost cried

square:

blackviolets:

That means Tumblr has not flagged my profile as “Sensitive”.

staanuris:

staanuris:

i literally CANNOT and WILL NEVER get over that one Sad Pic with the story of how a girl and a guy were on a motorcycle and he noticed a wall in front of them so he stopped to let her off and then he drove into the wall and died

IT WAS A CAR NOT A MOTORCYCLE IM. STILL LAUGIHMG YHOUGH

latenights:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

chaelstorm:

mens-rights-activia:

pissyelliott:

mens-rights-activia:

What if I told y’all the earth was a skinny legend and her waist was snatched to the gods. Then would y’all finally stan her and do more to fight global warming??? 🤔🤔🤔

oh you want us to stan earth? name any of her number one singles……. that’s what i thought.

I’m pretty sure Earth’s number one single is you, since no one wants to date a clown

c-bassmeow: